Verse 1
'Twas game night, something was weird
'Twas one extra player, with a snowy-white beard
Should’ve been at his workshop for toys
But there he was on the screen
Between Quinn and the boys
Chorus
Oh, Santa had crashed Google Meet
He was there with his list, so we had to be discreet
“No poop jokes!" we said, "And be sweet!”
Because Santa was crashing our Meet
Refrain
Dooba dee dee
Poopa dee poo
Watch out Gammy!
Santa's coming for you!!
Verse 2
At the park seeking turtles and birds
You could hear Gammy mutter some "adults-only" words
“What’s wrong,” Declan said, “Who is that?”
On her phone was that man with the red stocking hat!
Chorus
Oh, Santa had hacked Gammy’s phone
He was there on her screen; wouldn’t leave her alone
It had felt a bit like “Twilight Zone”
Now that Santa had bombed Gammy’s phone
Refrain
Dooba dee dee
Poopa dee poo
Watch out Gammy!
Santa's coming for you!!
Bridge
The kids thought they must be at fault
They must have slipped up, they feared they’d been caught
Did he see that weird outfit that Holden put on?
Or that time that Quinn bathed all her dolls in the John? Really?
Bennett had enough snacks for a whale
As Gammy sat down to check her e-mail
“What’s wrong?” Connor asked. “You look sick.”
Cause there on her laptop, who else but St. Nick
Chorus
Oh, Santa had hacked Gammy’s laptop
On Facebook and Tick Tock, who knew where he’d stop?
Gammy frantically typed in ALL CAPS!
“SANTA IS HACKING MY APPS!!”
Verse 3
Pretty soon, Pooh Paw sensed her distress
So he sat by her side, and he offered this guess..
Chorus
Oh, Santa is jealous, that’s all
He sees all your gifts, winter, spring, summer, fall
Gammy, he just knows he can’t compete
He’s thinks he’s become obsolete
Chorus
Oh, Gammy-Gam’s our year-round elf
She always puts family ahead of herself
Gammy-Gam, you’ve got nothing to fear
We all know you’re our Santa all year
Refrain
Dooba dee dee
Poopa dee poo
Watch out Santa!
Gammy's coming for you!!
Now Declan, now Connor
Holden and Quinn
On Bennet, on Murphy
Let us begin!